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There’s a trick to being able to tell if it’s October. First, go to a big store. If you see a Halloween section, then there’s about a 1/4 chance it’s October, 3x better than the usual 1/12 chance of guessing it correctly.
And for even more accuracy, if the candy is on clearance, you missed October this year.
- 13 days
Thank you for creating compulsively engaging conspiracy content that I will definitely engage with at face value and never question!
- 13 days
I think I’m starting to piece some clues together on how Bean got infected with BPD…
- 12 days
Lets just say panel 3 suggests he’s not the only one with BPD, I just didn’t realize humans could get it too!
Or maybe Zimmer’s BF is actually 3 beans in a trenchcoat
- 12 days
Matt Walsh?! He can’t keep getting away with giving all of our disney princesses BPD!
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God fucking damnit Bean! You had the zannies! I sold them to you!!!
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Thank you for continuing content!
I know who’s searching for vampires and smokes whatever bean smokes in graveyards at night…
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Don’t you know the story about that one french girl who didn’t want to wait for her romantic vampire to come so she took the matters into her own hands and dyed her hair with schwarzkopf?
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Yes. It’s the story of a girl in the 90’s or early 2000’s who dyed her hair and try to find a vampire to become a vampire herself. But it doesn’t happen and she works at McDonald’s and grows old. And there’s a twist at the end.
And in the sequel she unplugs (and kills) all her relatives which are plugged in with neuralinks. This one is in french and english and fun.
I wanted to make a third issue but I got depressed and high and then I had to work…
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I like how the cemetery at night looks like a surface of a completely different planet. It matches my personal experience of things looking different at night.
