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9 days

Mamdani Makes a Splash … With His Bidets

www.nytimes.com English

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    • Blibittyblah@futurology.todayEnglish
      9 days

      If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)

        • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world
          9 days

          But if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?

            • Blibittyblah@futurology.todayEnglish
              9 days

              Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.

                • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world
                  9 days

                  Hell yeah. Its drain cloggin’ time!

                    • trojanbark@lemmy.world
                      9 days

                      You let it go to waste down the drain?

                        • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
                          9 days

                          -sigh-

                          Well… what do you do with it?

                            • trojanbark@lemmy.world
                              9 days

                              Save money on breakfast

                                • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
                                  9 days

                    • strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                      9 days

                      Huh. A literal shitpost. Curious.

                      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
                        9 days

                        Does anyone know how many acres of forests are getting cut down just so we can wipe our dirty asses? Feels like it could be one of those environmental problems thatgets underreported

                          • drath@lemmy.world
                            8 days

                            That a bad thing, though? Assuming the trees are re-planted, this should be carbon-reducing overall.

                              • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
                                8 days

                                I only use tp made from old-growth rainforest woods.

                                • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
                                  8 days

                                  Ig, I mean I think that using paper tissues is generally an ineffective way to clean our asses

                                  • ButteryMonkey@piefed.socialEnglish
                                    8 days

                                    Bigger older trees take in and store more carbon than smaller younger trees, so yes it’s a bad thing.

                                • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
                                  8 days

                                  I would love to live in a country were all issue shave been solved and people focus on things like bidets.

                                  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
                                    9 days

                                    I was about to downvote until I saw which community it was. Fuck the NYT

                                    • fubarx@lemmy.world
                                      8 days

                                      Slow news day.

                                      • over_clox@lemmy.world
                                        8 days

                                        Years ago we tried to install a bidet upgrade kit in our apartment. Unfortunately the water line to the toilet is corroded in place and can’t be disconnected without having maintenance shut off the water supply to the entire apartment and replacing the valve and line, all the threaded parts…

                                        We ended up just returning the bidet for a refund. :(

                                        • DekSomBoon@lemmy.today
                                          8 days

                                          Whats next, wiping your ass with your goddamn hands? Wake the fuck up people, this is sharia law in action!!

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