• BooBees@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    14 days

    It’s funny because beavers dam up rivers and creeks because of the sound of a move body of water triggers their instincts to build dams, so this beaver can’t help but try to fight the guy.

    Or he’s really drunk because he pregamed too hard.

    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
      14 days

      Yeah but the water doesn’t have beef with the wood chipper. Why does the aggro capybara want to start shit?

      • BooBees@fedinsfw.appEnglish
        14 days

        Ever known someone who in theory is nice and well meaning but they just have an annoying voice or something just irks you and it makes you want to murder them and you don’t know why? Same thing.

        • spankysalmon@fedinsfw.appEnglish
          14 days

          I dunno’, I rather imagine it as billionaires are to me: An abomination that fundamentally drives me insane knowing that they exist. I would speak further, but humans have their ways of defending such cancer above all else.

    • M137@lemmy.today
      14 days

      “the sound of a move body of water”

      Words hard, apparently.

      • Feathercrown@lemmy.worldEnglish
        14 days

        Lemmy.today instance? More like lemmy.yesterday, today we’re all omit verb conjugations