That’s a dangerous setup, my friend. If the mosquito arrives from the other side, it’s going to get buffed up rock climbing and logging before getting fighty from drinking and then loading up on electrolytes.
Oh no. They’re learning from Canadian log drivers who’ve got a massive tree trunk between their legs and really know how to treat a beaver.
Absolute banger from the National Film Board of Canada, by the way.
- 14 days
False. A mosquito cannot suffer a fatal fall. It is incapable of it. Gravity is incapable of accelerating a mosquito to fatal or injurious velocities, at least near the Earth’s surface.
- 14 days
Ok, the mosquito is emberassed after tripping over the stick and hides under the rock until it whithers away from shame.
- 14 days
See, what actually happens is when the mosquito trips, it bangs its face on the rock, breaking it’s proboscis, causing it to starve to death before it can heal.
- 12 days
I’m going to pretend that i was doing a really good impersonation of the type of people who write in all caps so I didn’t read your whole reply… Yeah… That’s why…
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BTW ACKUALLLI YOU COULD PUT A BLAKOLE ON EARTH !¡!
- 12 days
My point is simply that there cannot be a black hole near the Earth’s surface. If there ever is, Earth will no longer have a surface.
- 14 days
I need to see your elephant scaled version. Preferable with an elephant interacting with it. Otherwise you only get partial credit.
- 6 days
