- 20 days
Not to sound too much like the end of Star Trek 5, but why does laser eye Jesus need guns?
- 19 days
Are you asking why does a man with one weapons system need another weapon system? Are you serious? Dude, it’s more weapon system! 2 weapon system > 1 weapon system you fucking noob!
See, that’s why he’s the king of the Jews and you’re just some joe shmoe nobody.
I swear Jesus gets whiter in every depiction. At this point, the unicorn is more believable
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Isn’t the book of Mormon or whatever actually just “Bible: 2”?
- 20 days
Kinda, yeah. It’s more like the “Newest New Testament” in practice. Which also means that the New Testament is more like “Torah 2: Back for Revenge!”
Though they call it The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ."
As if it’s just a remix or a cover.
It’s like how Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast was the sequel to Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight.
I think Jewish people divide the Tanakh into the Torah, the Nevi’im, and the Ketuvim, so the New Testament would have to be at least Torah 4: Prophet & Saviour. Or, more likely, a spin-off story set in the same extended universe: The Tanakh Presents: Jesus & Paul.
- 19 days
“Wow so the Bible is actually a trilogy? And the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi? I’m interested.”
- 20 days
I remember reading the Norwegian satirist Are Kalvøs sequel of the Bible, and finding it very enjoyable.
I doubt this version can top a burnt out Christ hounded by PR consultants and everyone else wanting in on the action, while he himself only wants to play in a band singing songs about the trustworthiness of Pharisees.
The Mormons would’ve had a lot more buy in if this were their new holy book.
