19 daysI know you guys are joking, but my OCD required that I actually crop it.
- 18 days
No I’m the guy that copied your profile pic 3 years ago when you asked if we all look the same
- 20 days
Finally found something wrong with WFH, I can’t make my office nemesis smell my farts anymore 😭
- 19 days
The office is currently about 7000 km away, so a targeted attack is slightly out of budget
You just outed yourself, Brandon. We work close together in an office. Chew with your mouth closed. Stop belching as loud as you can. Keep the racist shit to yourself. And if you didn’t want to be mocked relentlessly for voting for Trump, and then blaming both sides, I guess you should not have done that. Gas is expensive because you voted for Trump, not because of the democrats. Oh, you wouldn’t do it again? That’s nice. No go back in time and not vote for Trump. Oh, you can’t? Well thanks for contributing.
Tomorrow, I’m going to dig into you again, in my 1000 part series on shaming at the workplace: why it is necessary. Tomorrow’s topic will be: the incalculable damage that has been done to the sciences, specifically: health and climate sciences. How has your stupid decision ruined our children’s future? Tune in tomorrow, at work, for more.
- 19 days
Heh things have been slowly getting back to normal after the lettuce thing. I do take a natto supplement. But yeah news media totally downplayed that outbreak. On the positive note there was plenty of old underwear I needed to throw away.
It’s crazy to me to think that people are just not farting all day, or sneaking away to do it. At most, learn some volume control; but either way live your truth and let 'er rip
I’ve literally been written up because I farted at work once.
- 19 days
This is a milestone in life. It’s equivalent to achieve your first million dollars.
