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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbystenAanden@feddit.dk
2 days

Technological quantum leap

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    • DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2 days

      “Put me back in the wrong cutlery block slot, now!!”

        • Willy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          2 days

          im just realizing i havent seen a knife block since the 90s

        • nastronot@lemmy.zipEnglish
          2 days

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
            2 days

            Hello, this is the void calling.

              • Ariselas@piefed.caEnglish
                2 days

                Hello Void, this is Abyss.

                  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
                    2 days

                    Who would win?

                      • Viceversa@lemmy.world
                        2 days

                        Trump

                          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
                            2 days

                            that's disgusting

                      • restingOface@quokk.auEnglish
                        2 days

                        Sorry, this is the arch. The void is that way

                          • onionguy@lemmy.world
                            2 days

                            I’m using arch btw

                        • Willy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                          2 days

                          those are steak knives for the dinner table

                            • decolo@piefed.socialEnglish
                              2 days

                              They whisper “grill some steaks”

                                • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
                                  2 days

                                  Unpopular opinionbehavior: I use little serrated victorinox paring knives for almost all my kitchen cutting and slicing and carving. (For actual paring I use a carrot peeler, lol) And I put them in the dishwasher. And when my kids moved out they each took one for the same thing. I also firmly believe that chopping speed is overrated, slicing is better, and that it’s very much possible to safely hold the food normally with your actual whole fingers instead of the claw grip if you position it to slice away from your flesh and take your time. Even down to the last tiny brunoise square.

                              • exu@feditown.comEnglish
                                1 day

                                It’s just kitchen advice

                                “Be careful with your fingers”
                                “Point down when walking”
                                “The pasta is boiling, put me down and go check”

                                • wookiepedia@lemmy.world
                                  2 days

                                  They already exist… they’re called cleavers. They don’t whisper, they yell.

                                  • digdig@piefed.socialEnglish
                                    2 days

                                    “you have to sharpen me, you will find out why”

                                      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                                        2 days

                                        Sir these are serated knives.

                                          • digdig@piefed.socialEnglish
                                            2 days

                                            I have 2 knives, they will last my life.

                                            I am a carpenter so keeping my chisels/planes sharp is important for my work.

                                            I use the same diamond stone on both my work equip and my home knives.

                                            I want them sharp.

                                            Yes, I clean my chisels.

                                            • digdig@piefed.socialEnglish
                                              2 days

                                              Please don’t do serated, They are shit, just get 1 5-7 inch proper knive, keep it sharp and get on with your life.

                                          • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                            2 days

                                            But then I’d be so lonely without Knife-kun to whisper delightful little temptations in my ear

                                            • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
                                              2 days

                                              “Sharpen me, for the love of god!”

                                              • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
                                                2 days

                                                Memes made by the OCD community

                                                • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
                                                  2 days

                                                  Wait, they make ones that whisper?

                                                  Mine only shout…

                                                  • Kintarian@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                    2 days

                                                    REDRUM! REEEEDRUM!

                                                    • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                      2 days

                                                      Why do they keep whispering my neighbors names

                                                        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                          2 days

                                                          Yours haven’t started shouting their names yet?

                                                        • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                          2 days

                                                          You amateurs haven’t graduated to swords yet?

                                                            • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                              2 days

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