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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net
3 days

The final frontier?

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    • Denjin@feddit.uk
      2 days

      Careful messing around with your belly button, if you undo the knot inside your bottom will fall off.

      • Kairos@lemmy.today
        2 days

        Finding bacteria new to science is like finding a shape of rock new to science.

        • Bonje@lemmy.world
          3 days

          The umbilical cord is the connection to the beach. Kojima did it.

            • JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
              2 days

              Bridge baby from Death Stranding inside the umbilical cord.

            • untorquer@quokk.auEnglish
              2 days

              I chose the wrong career

                • Dagobah@lemmy.world
                  2 days

                  Should have joined the Navel Inspector General

                    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
                      2 days

                      Won’t get me to say that abbreviation out loud.

                        • Colloidal@programming.dev
                          2 days

                          Only members of the Navel Inspector General Guild of Assistants and Secretaries get to say it.

                            • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
                              2 days

                              I hate that I laughed. Goddamnit.

                      • Colloidal@programming.dev
                        2 days

                        Subscribe to hot navels, I mean, navel science facts.

                        • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          3 days

                          What if we 👉👈

                          What if we explored our belly buttons? 👉👈

                            • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              3 days

                              You might not like what you find.

                                • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
                                  3 days

                                  But maybe I will like what I find?

                                    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      3 days

                                      Only one way to find out.

                                • Pomal@sh.itjust.works
                                  3 days

                                  …Sauce? 🤤

                                    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      3 days

                                      Found the article. (or at least it seems to be, given it studies “60 samples of belly buttons” and finds “2368 phylotypes of bacteria”. I don’t see anything in this study about “1458 bacteria completely new to science” or anything about the Japanese soil thing.

                                      It’s entirely possible I’m looking at the wrong study, but generally, it’s a safe assumption that the source for memes like this is a half-remembered telephone game at best.

                                        • Pomal@sh.itjust.works
                                          3 days

                                          The belly button is one of the habitats closest to us, and yet it remains relatively unexplored.

                                          Gripped from the first sentence

                                          • Malta Soron@sopuli.xyz
                                            3 days

                                            I think this article is the source: The Atlantic (archived)

                                            But there’s no oil from Japan, only bacteria found in soil from Japan.

                                            Edit: the website from the research team is still up.

                                            • Pomal@sh.itjust.works
                                              3 days

                                              Oh, I meant the euphemism for turning belly button oil into sauce 😂😂😂😂

                                              I appreciate your commitment to the internet ❤️

                                              • Einskjaldi@lemmy.world
                                                3 days

                                                Bacteria aren’t classified as species for a reason, discovering new kind isn’t terribly remarkable.

                                                  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                    3 days

                                                    I don’t know where you’re getting the idea that “bacteria aren’t claasified as species”.

                                                    They definitely, definitely are. That “coli” in “E. coli” is its specific name.

                                                    Streptococcus mutans, for example, the oral bacteria that metabolizes sugar into lactic acid causing dental carries, is kingdom Bacillati, phylum Bacillota, class Bacilli, order Lactobacillales, family Streptococcaceae, and then obviously genus Streptococcus and species S. mutans.

                                                      • Pistachio@lemmy.zip
                                                        3 days

                                                        Nerd!

                                                  • scrodumb@lemmy.ca
                                                    3 days

                                                    I’m partial to chipotle honey garlic

                                                      • Pomal@sh.itjust.works
                                                        3 days

                                                        I’ve been really vibing heavy on grilled tomatillo/avo/poblano blended w sofrito and oil

                                                          • snoons@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                            3 days

                                                            Personally I like good ol’ melted chocolate to go with my belly buttons.

                                                              • Pomal@sh.itjust.works
                                                                2 days

                                                                One of divine class, I see you hedonismbot

                                                          • nilaus@lemmy.world
                                                            3 days

                                                            Peanutbutter and garlic mix!

                                                              • Pomal@sh.itjust.works
                                                                3 days

                                                                This has my interests peaked 👀👀

                                                            • sik0fewl@piefed.caEnglish
                                                              3 days

                                                              As a lawful good, can someone please organize this?

                                                                • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                  3 days

                                                                  it is, by flavor.

                                                                • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
                                                                  2 days

                                                                  Sounds like a job for the naval criminal investigative service

                                                                    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
                                                                      2 days

                                                                    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                                      3 days

                                                                      I got holes if they got interest

                                                                      • somebody2152@lemmy.world
                                                                        3 days

                                                                        Man, I never get to use ‘omphaloskepsizing’ in a sentence, and then this post comes along to brighten my day.

                                                                        now what about the source?

                                                                        • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
                                                                          3 days

                                                                          Someone’s been bumping bellybuttons

                                                                          • Owbid Catob@multiverse.soulism.netBanned from communityEnglish
                                                                            20 hours

                                                                            Removed by mod

                                                                              • M137@lemmy.today
                                                                                3 days

                                                                                How is this shitty troll not banned yet?

                                                                                  • GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                    3 days

                                                                                    they are, but then they make new accounts on different instances, rinse and repeat…

                                                                                    • Almacca@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                                                                      3 days

                                                                                      I block it every time it pops up, which is 5 or 6 times at this point. They all get banned eventually. I recommend using the report button as well.

                                                                                  • Owbid Catob@multiverse.soulism.netBanned from communityEnglish
                                                                                    20 hours
                                                                                  • Owbid Catob@multiverse.soulism.netBanned from communityEnglish
                                                                                    20 hours

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