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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyMickey7@lemmy.world
7 days

tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie

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    • Varesti@lemmy.zip
      6 days

      • Zomg@piefed.worldEnglish
        7 days

        Tf? Strudel, baby.

        • quadrant5835@lemmy.zip
          6 days

          Dang how did I forget toaster strudel exists

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
            7 days

            sandwiches the strudel between two Twinkies and eats both

              • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
                6 days

                Sandwiches two twinkies between two hot toaster struedels with their glaze, and then smiles in American.

              • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
                7 days

                Neither.

                • starchylemming@lemmy.world
                  6 days

                  Fuck that. Go back to its origins:

                  Bavarian APFELSTRUDEL

                  but without raisins

                  • cattywampas@lemmy.world
                    7 days

                    Toaster strudel obviously.

                      • wjrii@lemmy.worldEnglish
                        7 days

                        Absolutely. Maybe the “shitpost” part of this is suggesting that it’s in any way a tough choice.

                      • orenj [he/they]@leminal.space
                        7 days

                        Strudel and its not even close

                          • terranoid@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                            7 days

                            Nothing comes close to the strudel cum

                          • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
                            7 days

                            Creampie or Backshots?

                              • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca
                                7 days

                                You recognize the posts of dear Mickey7, I see 😂

                                • Mickey7@lemmy.world
                                  7 days

                                  You were the first to interpret the picture correctly

                                    • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                      7 days

                                      Culture is truly dead

                                  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    7 days

                                    You’d need to deep fry that twinkie for it to even be close.

                                      • cattywampas@lemmy.world
                                        7 days

                                        This comment makes me want to deep fry a toaster strudel.

                                      • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
                                        7 days

                                        Strudel all day. Twinkies are hot garbage.

                                        • wuffah@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                          7 days

                                          Semen strudel everyday baby!

                                          • rslogix89@lemmy.world
                                            7 days

                                            What about a twinkle strudel?

                                            • Skyline969@piefed.caEnglish
                                              7 days

                                              Wildberry toaster strudel.

                                              /thread

                                              • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
                                                7 days

                                                Can an American please explain what these are like, and why you would have them, over like doughnuts, pastries or other baked goods?

                                                  • wjrii@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                    7 days

                                                    A twinkie is cream-filled sponge cake sold everywhere, but most bought eaten by boomer and Gen X as kids, or as roadtrip garbage.

                                                    Toaster Strudel is another processed American special, but it’s better. A frozen flaky pocket pastry with a jam of some sort inside, suitable to be “cooked” in a toaster. Unlike “pop tarts” which are more biscuit-like and shelf-stable, you really need the toaster for a toaster strudel, but your efforts will be (modestly) rewarded.

                                                    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                      7 days

                                                      Twinkies are like a marshmallow stuffed into a vageuly sticky sweet kitchen sponge. They’re really only good when youre starving and it’s the only thing that looks safe in a nowhere gas station mart, OR deep fried at a county fair…

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