6 daysYou shouldn’t trust it. This is from the future and if you do it you will doom us all. It’s just disguised as being a simple task but in reality that changes a lot!XD
- 8 days
Yours is more intentional, but the original just feels more true to the form.
And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.
I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”
Human response: “lol, sure.”
Lemming response: “🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!”
Of course I mean it as a compliment, being a dope-smoking rabbit, myself 🐰💨.
- 8 days
You’ll never even get to first base. You just sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon.
to hell with it all! you’ll never pry my emoji from my grasp, even when I’m dead!
Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can’t
- 8 days
There’s an egg in a pan emoji??
What on Earth would you even need such a specific emoji for??
