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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbytitty_wizard@lemmy.world
8 days

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    • ray@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      8 days

      Also known as a screenshit

        • UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com
          8 days

          i would have thought it was shitshot

        • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
          8 days

          Jokes on you I have a Dutch toilet with a turd pedestal

            • Rolivers@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
              8 days

              Prestatieplatform in Dutch.

                • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
                  8 days

                  Je moet altijd kijken naar je stront. Al blijkt het opeens knalblauw te zijn. Dan weet je, hier gaat iets niet goed!

              • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
                8 days

                Remember ratemypoo.com ? I miss the old internet.

                Edit: fuck now it redirects to rate my pussy, a shitty porn site. I hate this world

                • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  8 days

                  hold both buttons in for 10s and you can bring up the boot loader

                    • feannag@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                      8 days

                      “Unsigned code detected. Booting in safe mode. Flushing is disabled”.

                    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
                      8 days

                      Wouldn’t it just do the same thing as pressing the larger button?

                        • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
                          8 days

                          yes

                          • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgEnglish
                            8 days

                            Or it will make it stick in open position

                          • lugal@sopuli.xyz
                            8 days

                            Please don’t post the screenshot in this community. Worst mistake of my life

                              • marduk@lemmy.today
                                8 days

                                Why would they name it that?

                                  • lugal@sopuli.xyz
                                    7 days

                                    That’s what I thought but apparently “shit” is metaphorical, I still don’t really get it

                                • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                  7 days

                                  “Screenshot” rather than “picture” implies you were watching it live on your phone.

                                  Wait, do people do that? I suppose I don’t really need to ask. Of course people mount cameras in their toilets and watch themselves go. I kinda hate that I know that.

                                  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
                                    8 days

                                    Can confirm, it was dump of the day on https://poopmap.net/

                                    • darthsundhaft@piefed.socialEnglish
                                      8 days

                                      Coming soon in a LG Toilet at your local retail!

                                      • terranoid@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                                        8 days

                                        Yeah, but nothing beats a sunset like being there and seeing and smelling it for yourself

                                        • X@piefed.worldEnglish
                                          8 days

                                          Smart Pipe Inc. is a Registered Sex Offender

                                          Edit: apparently Kohler took that video seriously. What a time.

                                          • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                            8 days

                                            I hate these so much. The thought of someone in there before me just jamming their nasty finger in makes me not want to flush.

                                              • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                8 days

                                                i mean… hopefully these are in residences and not commercial applications…

                                                and hopefully you wash your hands right after…

                                                right? please

                                                  • psud@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                                    8 days

                                                    Australia has half flush everywhere, though commercial places usually use larger buttons

                                                    • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                      8 days

                                                      Iirc, it was an Airbnb.

                                                      I always wash my hands but it still feels wrong to design it so someone with shitty fingers has to insert them to flush.

                                                        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                          8 days

                                                          with shitty fingers

                                                          come on man, with modern conviniences like a poop knife and TP you shouldn’t have shitty fingers

                                                    • dragnucs@lemmy.ml
                                                      8 days

                                                      Where do I see the screenshot? I mean where is it saved?

                                                        • myotheraccount@lemmy.world
                                                          7 days

                                                          At the utility company

                                                            • dragnucs@lemmy.ml
                                                              7 days

                                                              I need to wait for my bill to come and see the screens. Thanks.

                                                            • hansolo@lemmy.today
                                                              7 days

                                                              In the tank.

                                                              Duh.

                                                            • Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml
                                                              7 days

                                                              on the shitpost meter, you score 75%

                                                              • darklamer@feddit.orgEnglish
                                                                8 days

                                                                https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/oct/21/poop-cam-dekoda-throne

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