- 20 days
Op sure knows a lot about Batman, where were you at high noon in Australia op?
Kinda like it better when batman looks like my dad instead of some guy that thinks crossfit is cooland only eats sardines and tells you how great sardines are for you all the damn time.
- 23 days
So you’re saying we split the difference and get Michael Keaton back? Because I’m for that.
23 daysSo if Batman was in Australia, he’d fight crime during the day? 🤔
- 23 days
When they say “it’s twelve o’clock somewhere” they’re usually talking about Australia.
- 23 days
That would be a sweat rash, sun burn is a mechanism that requires ultraviolet light and the moon is a poor uv reflector.
- 24 days
Honestly, Gotham’s criminals should really have figured out how to commit crimes in the daytime by now.
- 23 days
They do. In the second movie of the Dark Knight trilogy Joker mocks one of the mobs for only being active during the day because of Batman.
But it doesn’t really matter because he does show up during day time in a lot of scenarios, especially when he starts interacting more with the Justice League. It just looks really awful in the live actions whenever he does outside of the trilogy(because it was symbolic). Cartoon Batman has his eyes whited out and tends to be more sleek, much better at giving off those mystery vibes even during the day. Live action Batmans during the daytime just looks like a guy in lots of body armor with a cape and tiny bat ears, especially Affleck’s version.
- 23 days
They do? Then shit their pants looking at the beautiful dusk. Becauae oh lawd the night is coming. OH IT’S CO- crunch
- 24 days
If they were smart they wouldn’t be criminals in the first place, hell their boss calls himself the joker for a a reason
- 23 days
Criminal deviance involves many more complex factors than intelligence, most of which have to do with socioeconomics.
Now labeling theory would like a word or maybe social differentiation theory as well.
(If this is just satire to make the joker joke, then I got wooshed on this one)
- 23 days
I thought the last line about Joker would make it obvious I’m joking lol
