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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbytitty_wizard@lemmy.world
27 days

I need an adult

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
      26 days

      Your internal combustion engine has become an external combustion engine.

        • icelimit@lemmy.ml
          21 days

          So this is an upgrade?

        • Jo4ted@lemmy.zipEnglish
          27 days

          Not enough fuel in the tank. Go fill it up and check if it goes away :3

            • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              27 days

              Should probably top up on some oil too

              • snoons@lemmy.caEnglish
                26 days

                In this case the light shows you where to put the fuel as well.

              • Triumph@fedia.io
                27 days

                Check engine

                • Rhaedas@fedia.io
                  27 days

                  That’s a pretty serious engine light, looks like it might be blinking. Must be from a mis…fire.

                  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
                    27 days

                    What maniac stops to take a picture of an engine fire?

                      • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
                        26 days

                        What else are you gonna do? Blow it out?

                      • molten@lemmy.world
                        26 days

                        When the check engine light stops asking

                        • workerONE@lemmy.world
                          26 days

                          It’s overheating

                          • insanemantis@lemmy.world
                            26 days

                            Oh that’s just the exothermic indication light. All it means is that the temperature needs to be recalibrated, nothing too fancy

                            • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
                              26 days

                              Doesn’t mean anything, mine does that all the time, works fine.

                              • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
                                26 days

                                them fancy new external combustion engines

                                • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
                                  26 days

                                  Needs more gasoline.

                                  • Hildegard (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                    26 days

                                    That’s the close the hood and run away light.

                                    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
                                      27 days

                                      Looks like the firewall is working

                                      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
                                        27 days

                                        Insurance buys you a new car

                                        • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish
                                          26 days

                                          It means its time to roast marshmellows

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