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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyinsanemantis@lemmy.world
25 days

Anytime I see THIS combo of words, this is what I imagine

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    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafeEnglish
      25 days

      I prefer my surgeons a bit more specific

      • Schnabeltierplaisir@feddit.org
        25 days

        From the lingo I think you imagined something closer to a surgeon admiral

          • insanemantis@lemmy.world
            25 days

            I drew a bayonet on his back, an eyepatch on his head, and you expect me to know what some funny colorful shapes mean?

              • wieson@feddit.org
                25 days

                Looked like a whaling harpoon haha

                  • insanemantis@lemmy.world
                    25 days

                    Ok while we’re at it, I don’t know the difference between a harpoon and a bayonet. One’s a knife rifle, the other’s a knife rifle

                    Edit: googled it to make my ignorance obsolete, this has been a good laugh

              • FiniteBanjo@feddit.onlineEnglish
                25 days

                Fun Fact: Sugeon General is a Navy Admiral position.

                  • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de
                    24 days

                    I thought that would be the Sturgeon General

                  • yesman@lemmy.world
                    25 days

                    Ronnie Jackson is sillier than this.

                    • Varesti@lemmy.zip
                      25 days

                      Sturgeon General?

                      • Photonic@lemmy.worldBanned
                        1 day

                        Removed by mod

                          • insanemantis@lemmy.world
                            25 days

                            They’re surgical scissors I’m just really bad at drawing them

                            And he’s not a pirate, I just imagine him to be… piratey for some reason

                              • Photonic@lemmy.worldBanned
                                1 day

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