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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbygreen_goglin@thelemmy.club
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    • KingVaelinEats@lemmy.zip
      1 day

      I open Lemmy and Reddit everyday. Everyday im waiting for information about death of these old nasty mofokkers.

      • jaaake@lemmy.world
        3 days

        I feel like I know this isn’t real because if it was, he would’ve used the FBI to track down who actually did make it, and sue/arrest them. Because that’s a normal thing the President does now.

          • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip
            3 days

            It was actually Putin who did it, so he’s stuck.

            • green_goglin@thelemmy.club
              3 days

              tbd

            • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
              3 days

                • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                  3 days

                  Let’s be clear: he raped kids.

                  Trump RAPED kids.

                  RAPED.

                    • unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth
                      3 days

                      I mean… Raping is fucking without consent. Kids cannot consent. I don’t see any ambiguity here.

                        • Doom@lemmy.world
                          3 days

                          I’m more annoyed at the language filtering. Be direct. Be clear. Who are helping by writing “f#%ked”?

                            • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                              3 days

                              Think of the children that are forced to pump gas for their parents because they don’t want to put out their cigarette.

                                • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
                                  3 days

                                  IDK maybe making your kid pump gas for you, isn’t a viable way to make your kid stop smoking.

                                    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                      3 days

                                      It worked for me after the fire

                                    • tmyakal@infosec.pub
                                      3 days

                                      I thought I was the only one.

                                    • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      3 days

                                      Could just be that the sticker manufacturer doesn’t let you use swear words

                                        • Doom@lemmy.world
                                          3 days

                                          Sticker manufacturers exist that allow you to talk about pedophilia on your products but think swearing is a bridge too far?

                                            • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              1 day

                                              Unironically, yes.

                                                • Doom@lemmy.world
                                                  3 days

                                                  That’s so stupid. I don’t know why I still look for logical consistency.

                                                • madmantis24@lemmy.wtf
                                                  3 days

                                                  Probably LLM-moderated

                                                  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                    3 days

                                                    Sounds like Christians.

                                                    • unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth
                                                      3 days

                                                      I know, WTF, but it would be far from the first time.

                                                • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                  3 days

                                                  They are for some reason trying to equate the soft headlines like “had sex with a minor” to “he fucked kids”

                                                  Didn’t make any sense to me either.

                                                • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                  3 days

                                                  Updated

                                                • Malica@lemmy.zip
                                                  3 days

                                                  I like this one, I’d crowd fund it

                                                • Vegafjord - demcon@slrpnk.net
                                                  3 days

                                                  Whats up with the pear button?

                                                  • Avicenna@programming.dev
                                                    3 days

                                                    It was Elon Musk, I am 100% sure.

                                                      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
                                                        3 days

                                                        The meme’s too clever, can we ever be so sure?

                                                      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
                                                        4 days

                                                        IS THAT REAL?! I NEED SOME!

                                                          • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comEnglish
                                                            4 days

                                                            Where internet? Where can I get mine???

                                                              • tmyakal@infosec.pub
                                                                3 days

                                                                For true irony, you could order from Sticker Mule. The owner is a hardcore Trumper and currently running for office in New York.

                                                                  • Colloidal@programming.dev
                                                                    3 days

                                                                    And give the nutjob my money and my address? Hard pass.

                                                                      • zeejoo@thelemmy.club
                                                                        3 days

                                                                        I got a bunch on etsy of a very similar design months ago and put them all over gas pumps in my area. Cost about $30 and the quality was excellent.

                                                                          • GroundedGator@lemmy.world
                                                                            3 days

                                                                            Care to share the store

                                                                              • zeejoo@thelemmy.club
                                                                                3 days

                                                                                NeyaStickerShop2

                                                                                • zeejoo@thelemmy.club
                                                                                  3 days

                                                                                  Lemme check my email

                                                                                    • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comEnglish
                                                                                      3 days

                                                                                      Bro

                                                                        • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
                                                                          3 days

                                                                          People should keep making it look like he took the bait and is angry about it. If everyone did this sort of thing to annoy him (or make him seem so) some more cracks might appear. More brain damage.

                                                                          • Otter@lemmy.ca
                                                                            4 days

                                                                            What does the pear lapel pin refer to? I haven’t seen that before

                                                                              • Pissmidget@lemmy.world
                                                                                4 days

                                                                                That he bruises easily? Only thing I can think of.

                                                                                • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
                                                                                  4 days

                                                                                  I came to ask the same thing.

                                                                                  • SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                    3 days

                                                                                    So I was guessing it’s kinda like a pineapple and was able to find some sources but IDK how popular it is cause it really just seems like one company wants to sell “single” rings and got a couple social media posts going, probably something else.

                                                                                      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
                                                                                        3 days

                                                                                        And for anyone who doesn’t know, pineapples are associated with swingers

                                                                                          • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                            3 days

                                                                                            Everything is fucking associated with swingers lol!

                                                                                            • Pissmidget@lemmy.world
                                                                                              3 days

                                                                                              Are people who don’t like pineapple on pizza swingerphobic? I didn’t know…

                                                                                                • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
                                                                                                  3 days

                                                                                                  I know that’s why I dislike it. Swingers do nonmonogamy differently from me and thus they must be my primary enemy, even above the people who oppose all nonmonogamy

                                                                                                    • Pissmidget@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      3 days

                                                                                                      After I started thinking of all -phobic terms as “running away in fear, screaming”, much like my very reasonable and involuntary reaction to wasps, the term can at least trigger amusing thoughts.

                                                                                              • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
                                                                                                3 days

                                                                                                His big ol ass?

                                                                                                  • green_goglin@thelemmy.club
                                                                                                    3 days

                                                                                                    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                      3 days

                                                                                                      That’s just a full diaper

                                                                                                    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
                                                                                                      3 days

                                                                                                      To the lemon party?

                                                                                                    • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      3 days

                                                                                                      There’s no way he posted that.

                                                                                                        • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
                                                                                                          3 days

                                                                                                          In the past I would say no way but now I have to give it a serious 2% he did.

                                                                                                            • Axolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                              3 days

                                                                                                              Honestly, i’d rise it to 50%

                                                                                                                • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                                  3 days

                                                                                                                  Nah, he’d never repost an image mocking him.

                                                                                                                    • nexguy@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                      3 days

                                                                                                                      Yep I agree…would never happen in a million years. He loves himself too much.

                                                                                                                • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                  3 days

                                                                                                                  The post probably isn’t real but I hope the stickers are

                                                                                                                  • Malica@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                    3 days

                                                                                                                    He didn’t, but you hesitated for a moment there, that’s just crazy to me.

                                                                                                                    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                      3 days

                                                                                                                      It’s not petty enough for Trump.

                                                                                                                        • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                          3 days

                                                                                                                          Why not? Blonde hair, boobs and a big ol ass.

                                                                                                                      • 5null5@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                                        4 days

                                                                                                                        It should have been said raped since they are kids, not consenting adults.

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