• 4 days

    As they tried to explain to him last time, the Norwegian government has nothing to do with the Nobels. The Nobel Prizes are a private institution started by Alfred Nobel and they have their own people deciding who gets it.

    • 3 days

      He’s not that fat

      Edit: Lemmy users too dumb to get this.

  • Someone wrote that for him because there is no way that fat fuck knows what indelible means. Maybe the "stupor intelligence " did it.

  • Get over yourself, Trump. Nothing you do has been-nor will ever be, peaceful. Your coffin will probably be gaudy, covered in gold, and you’ll ask your family to make such a big, spectacular deal out of it.

    • The better question is whether they will. I guarantee if it’s left up to Melania it’ll be an unmarked private grave on Mar a Lago

    • Very probable, although his golden coffin will be dug up soon, because by then US is in a financial ruin and Trumps carcase will be dumped on the grass face down with a flower between his ass cheeks.

      There he will rot till county workers haul him in to an incinerator because he starts to smell and his awful offspring couldn’t give a shit.

    • 3 days

      I hope they plan on putting in some industrial French drains, cause I dont want piss all over my shoes. I mean I’ll suffer pissy shoes if I have to, but cmon, someone needs to think of the common man here.

  • The entire country of Norway apparently represented by a large and International group of electors lol.

  • 3 days

    Starting wars is usually a disqualifier for the peace prize.

  • Narcissistic injury from that one time Obama got a prize they won’t give him.

    Also: how, the fuck, does an over-bronzed gelatinous sack of fucking whale meat just start using the word “indelible” all of sudden? Should be down to the single digits on whatever neurons haven’t been demented into the grey matter equivalent of a side of KFC gravy… .

  • 3 days

    Nobel committee not awarding him the peace prize leaves ‘indelible stain’ on Norway

    More like a brown shit-scented smear. Offensive, but cleans off easily.

  • he believes have earned him the right to win the Nobel Peace Prize, including efforts to end or prevent conflicts in Africa and Asia and for having “saved more lives than anyone in history.”

    “I’ve never heard of the person,” Trump said. “I know a lot of people. I never heard of this particular person, but congratulations, anyway. … The United States of America, represented by me as your president, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t.”

    “And this is an indelible stain on the country of Norway and those people that made such a disgraceful and embarrassing decision,” Trump continued. “The Nobel Peace Prize has been forever discredited by a handful of radical ideologues who are antidemocracy and really enemies of civilization, and we will not forget Norway, that you didn’t give this prize with the greatest record in history.”

    The president added that he should have received eight Nobel Peace Prizes for his efforts because he claimed to have ended eight ongoing conflicts.

    Trump said the committee’s choice to award the prize to Pillay “is just another sign of how Norway and all these others are ripping off our country.”

    • All the books in the library of congress couldn’t contain the names of all the people he’s never heard of. I can’t STAND that sack of shit.

  • No, awarding him any kind of prize would stain the committee, and the prize. It would render the prize meaningless going forward.

  • That fat cunt doesn’t know what indelible means. He’s regurgitating some shit someone else said.