• if only hell were real. id happily volunteer to torture Reagan for eternity

  • Imagine… you get to hunt hell for Regan and survive eternally in brutal combat for a good reason… Fuck that sounds fun actually…

  • 4 days

    I’d be chilling with Gandhi and Einstein (both non-Christians)

    • Eventually, torturing Reagan’s eternal soul gets tiresome and you grow bored of it. Then it’s time to hang out with the cool peeps and give somebody else a turn with Reagan.

  • Spare a thought for Jack Welch, too. Reagan was awful enough, of course, but Welch laid his fair share of TNT which is currently detonating; and at around the same time, too.