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29 days

Machine Learning Captcha

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https://xkcd.com/2228/

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    • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
      29 days

      GOOD POST FELLOW HUMAN. LET’S ALL NAME A VITAL ORGAN WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT.

        • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          29 days

          This is a harder question to answer than it seems

          I would say heart, but acearo people exist

          I have seen people on the internet say that they or other people have no brain and people cant lie on the internet so that isnt an option

          I heard they faked the moon landing; to achieve such realism you would need to film in an environment with no oxygen and since you cant expect everyone to wear a space suit lungs are eliminated too

          The stomach seems important, but i realised that if i stop thinking about food, the hunger goes away

          Considering that some people survived without the left kidney and others without the right kidney, neither are important

          This list is not exhaustive, but it seems like no vital organ is one we cannot live without

            • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
              29 days

              What is a human really, but a long tube from the mouth to the ass.

                • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
                  29 days

                  The tube has many holes though. More like a meat piccolo.

                    • Hackworth@piefed.caEnglish
                      28 days

                      A series of tubes, you say?

                    • OwOarchist@pawb.socialBannedEnglish
                      29 days

                      Add a few accessory structures to help get food into the front of the tube, then add a few more accessories to produce more tubes, and then that’s the complete picture.

                      • notabot@piefed.socialEnglish
                        29 days

                        There’s another tube from one nostril to the other, and that joins the main tube, so really humans are just tubes with four ends.

                          • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
                            29 days

                            Alas, discussions of the topology of humans always miss the existence of pores.

                              • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
                                29 days

                                Skin is water resistant. Is a pore a hole?

                                  • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
                                    28 days

                                    The facts that I’m sweating quite a bit and that pores can be clogged, refute that statement.

                                      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
                                        28 days

                                        The stratum corneum doesn’t let water or chemicals in. Not a hole.

                                • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net
                                  29 days

                                  So do we have to cut the tube, or block it?

                                    • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                      28 days

                                      If you cut the tube, there will be 2 humans

                                      If you block it, there is still a chance for quantum tunneling i think

                                  • redjard@reddthat.com
                                    29 days

                                    Error: Please select the organs that apply

                                  • rainbowbunny@slrpnk.netEnglish
                                    29 days

                                    Ram

                                  • Hackworth@piefed.caEnglish
                                    29 days

                                    Alt text:

                                    More likely: Click on all the pictures of people who appear disloyal to [name of company or government]

                                      • thedarkfly@feddit.org
                                        29 days

                                        Dang, an alt text from someone whose state is descending into fascism if I even saw one.

                                      • Harvey656@lemmy.world
                                        29 days

                                        Mailbox is the correct answer

                                          • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
                                            29 days

                                            I’m going for the hole in the ground. Dig a hole about 6’ deep, lie down flat and gently pull the dirt over you. Peace at last.

                                          • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
                                            29 days

                                            If they got terminators I will just roll over and accept defeat. I am not fighting the laser pew pew wars over who gets to control the barren earth that is left.

                                            • ignirtoq@feddit.onlineEnglish
                                              28 days

                                              The way things seem to work now, the robot uprising will be caused by a poorly thought out prompt to an OpenAI model that gets around its “guardrails” and regurgitates an amalgamation of the countless robot uprising sci fi stories humans have been writing for over a hundred years. A runaway “Simpsons did it” is going to decimate humanity.

                                                • skibidi@lemmy.world
                                                  28 days

                                                  ‘oh no the terminators are coming’

                                                  ‘oh shit, how many?’

                                                  ‘Three, skynet couldn’t afford any more RAM’

                                                • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                  28 days

                                                  I’d hide in robots.txt since apparently the slop machines ignore everything in there.

                                                  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
                                                    29 days

                                                    9:

                                                    • Jiral@lemmy.world
                                                      28 days

                                                      It’s a trap!

                                                      • tomatoely@sh.itjust.works
                                                        29 days

                                                        Palmer Luckey’s Anduril: Write that down! Write that down!

                                                        • m-p{3}@lemmy.ca
                                                          29 days

                                                          It’s a trap, to train the LLM to know where you’ll hide.

                                                            • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                                              29 days

                                                              That’s the joke.jpg

                                                              • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
                                                                29 days

                                                                Hence, ‘machine learning’.

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