• … in bed … eating …

    these are the people I have to share a highway with

      • 10 days

        Have you ever had crispbread? Or even better, sour crispbread? I once ate that in bed, was drunk… The crumbs were there even after like few sheet changes.

    • Not necessarily an indicator that they’re bad drivers. Just be grateful you don’t have to share a bed with them.

        • Ah that was a fun read and now I’m in on the reference. But my stance on the matter remains unchanged. I ate freeze-dried sweet potatoes in bed before I fell asleep a few hours ago yet I assure you I’m a highly competent driver.

            • I’ve driven across the USA coast-to-coast 5 times by myself, in a ten-foot-tall truck, and one of those trips I was hauling a 40-foot trailer behind it. I’m adept at attaching the trailer & detaching the trailer, & cranking it all up & down. I’m comfortable driving backwards with that behemoth trailer too, to angle & maneuver it back it into parking spots. All incident free. I invite you to come be my passenger sometime, without the trailer because that’s a rare occasion, & you can decide for yourself if I’m a good driver or a bad driver.

              • You got very defensive to something that was a little joke that wasn’t specifically calling you out

                • I don’t feel defensive, my brain is just freestyling, when I read something and I blurt out the stream of consciousness that occurs in my mind.

  • I will complete the ultimate heresy by eating crisps and chips in bed, with gravy and cheese curds =)

  • warning. this is the work of ‘big chips’.

    there’s something subliminal going on here cuz i just had a craving for chips and had to go fetch a bag myself.

  • I love it when people make fake text memes and completely disregard who would be the most likely to take the screenshot of the convo.

    Like, the implication here is that the person making the unwanted advances found the rejection interesting enough to screenshot it and upload it online somewhere.

    yeah yeah I know I’m thinking too hard about it but I just find it funny

    • Actually I posit another theory, the rejector could have found their rejecting funny enough to screenshot/upload, sort of laughing at their own joke.

      I mean I’m sure you’re right and it’s fake, but y’know, other perspectives.