• MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4 months

    Aside from the first part you don’t actually need a wife to do most of that stuff. I could in theory constantly talk about a fictional wife I don’t have and claim that she needed me for something so I could get out of awkward social situations.

      • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4 months

        I disagree. I firmly believe that keeping track of a handful of lies about a fictional wife is considerably easier than actually being married.