Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can’t hold a wife 'cause you’re a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.
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- qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish7 days
Roasts are supposed to be funny, as funny as they are insulting. Plainly listing someone’s true‐to-life traits and failures has never been a good roast.
7 daysIt is when you’re the kind of person that nobody around you will ever tell you the truth because they’re too afraid of losing out on the money you have access to.
