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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyOriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
3 days

Annnnd They're Dead

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    • ch00f@lemmy.world
      3 days

      Sir, this is a Ryan Air flight.

        • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
          3 days

          Damn. I thought I was getting a ride with the Royal Air Force - misinterpreted the initials again.

          • Agent641@lemmy.world
            2 days

            On Ryan air the best you can get is an unlicensed chiropractor

              • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.clubEnglish
                2 days

                You got to pay extra for that.

              • wjrii@lemmy.worldEnglish
                2 days

                Weird Aunt it is, then.

              • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                2 days

                • MrMakabar@slrpnk.netEnglish
                  2 days

                  Molotov Cocktail?

                  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
                    2 days

                    Me: wrong kinda nurse buddy. Wait which kind of emergency? Oh ok maybe I am the right kind of nurse for that…

                    • deft@lemmy.wtf
                      2 days

                      I love lavender though.

                      • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                        3 days

                        Meanwhile Snape at 27C: *shove a bezoar down their throats*

                          • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
                            2 days

                            Harry Potter!? Boooooooo!

                              • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                                2 days

                                I know…! It was really just a throwaway comment, but I forgot that there’s a new series or something at the moment that should be boycotted so any mention of HP sauce should be frowned on

                                I haven’t watched any of the films or series, but did enjoy the books growing up, so they do sadly sit close to my bin of “simpsons memes” and “american dad quotes”.

                                Anyway, fuck JK

                            • Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.ukEnglish
                              2 days

                              Billy Connolly made this joke about 30 years ago.

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