- 12 hours
The nocturnal erection cycle makes me wonder why so many people want to restrict themselves. Like, buy a cage and hand off the keys if that’s what you’re into, otherwise why hurt yourself like that?
- 21 hours
I do 7. I’m too tall and my feet always hang off the end, they get cold
- Duamerthrax@lemmy.worldEnglish4 hours
Invest in a longer bed frame and mattress. It was life changing when I did it.
- 21 hours
I’m only 3 because we have cats who like to stomp on my testicles. Otherwise I’d be 6.
- 21 hours
4 is great if you’re the kind of person who sleeps in a colder room and/or have a tendency to pull the duvet down a bit from your shoulders during the night. If I sleep without a t-shirt I wake up because my shoulders are cold.
- 21 hours
7 is at least as manical
Edit: I can only understand 2, 3, and 6
Where my shorts people at?
3 and 6 are only acceptable options for normal conditions. 1 becomes acceptable if staying with family/having guests over.
- 1 day
Maybe this is part of the shitpost, but I’m shorts and T-shirt, and I’m surprised I’m wild enough to be off the end of the map with these options…
