• I was at the convenience store today and this old guy was talking to the cashier about lottery tickets

    The cashier says the lottery is at $80 million, and the old guy just says “nobody needs that much” and then walked away.

    • Wise man. You totally don’t. With muuuch less you’d never have to work again, ever (in the USA you’d need considerably more though). I stopped working with 25 or so, I don’t even remember when I retired.

  • This month I’ve been to the dentist, had 3 doctor’s appointments, and a cat scan, for a total of 300-ish USD. The joys of not living in America.