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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyOriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
2 days

Be Brave

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    • mean_elf@reddthat.com
      18 hours

      Just turn round on that mofo and then it’s only you in this world 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
        2 days

        Push

        • kaykay@piefed.socialEnglish
          1 day

          I’m just gonna turn looking into everybody else’s problem

          image

          • MintyFresh@lemmy.world
            2 days

            Being an over the road trucker has cured me of all poop shyness and public toilet squeamishness. Dump out in the company of some of the foulest humans to ever grace these American byways. Kinda cathartic in a fucked up sorta way.

            • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              2 days

              Make eye contact. Aggressively.

                • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
                  2 days

                • wjrii@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  1 day

                  Poop where you need to poop,

                  And let the turds fall out.

                  Honestly, I wanna see you be brave

                  With where you have to stay,

                  And let the poo fall out.

                  Honestly, I wanna see you be brave!

                  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
                    2 days

                    I do better with an audience.

                      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
                        1 day

                        No performance anxiety then?

                          • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
                            1 day

                            Lack of performance anxiety

                            ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                        • QuietGenesis@lemmy.world
                          24 hours

                          What a shitty design 😎

                            • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
                              22 hours

                              Might be a stall and the window is so you don’t push into someone coming out

                            • Azura The Spellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                              2 days

                              Maybe this is just a door with a mosaic mirror, and OP is a vampire.

                                • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
                                  2 days

                                • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
                                  2 days

                                  Jesus, I’ve literally had nightmares like this

                                    • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                      1 day

                                      My nightmares are missing doors and stalls.

                                    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
                                      2 days

                                      Look at the brave one here, closing the door and risking their clean air supply. If I’ve had any dairy in the last 4 days, I always leave the door open.

                                        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                          1 day

                                          dude just light a candle

                                          • ryannathans@aussie.zone
                                            1 day

                                            Do you not have an exhaust fan in the shitter

                                              • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
                                                1 day

                                                I am the exhaust fan in the shitter.

                                            • roboflop@feddit.uk
                                              1 day

                                              It’s the only way I can go now

                                              • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
                                                2 days

                                                First, I’d hang a long drapey sweater over the window so no one can see, then I’d drop trou, sit down, and unleash something that sounds like The Board from Control for five minutes straight, rattling windows and evacuating departments, then wipe, flush, wash hands, put my sweater back on, and leave.

                                                  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
                                                    1 day

                                                    ‘Flush’ easier said than done

                                                      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                        1 day

                                                        they said flush not successfully flush

                                                    • Sailor Anarres@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                      2 days

                                                      Prison or mental hospital?

                                                        • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                          2 days

                                                          At the very least, it’s unlikely to be for facilities that treat mental health crises and conditions. I was checked into the ER for a mental health crisis and was in a mental health facility for a week. I was walked to a padded cell at 2am one night. No toilets were like this in any part.

                                                        • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip
                                                          2 days

                                                          You gotta stare directly at the window while pooping, preferably with an erection. That way nobody will look for very long.

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