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Russian radicals baptize Moon to ‘make it Orthodox’

tvpworld.com English

Participants in the ceremony blessed soil from a rock bearing Bronze Age petroglyphs that they believe fell from space.

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𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldEnglish
8 days
I baptized Russia and it’s now gay.
- ladicius@lemmy.worldEnglish
  8 days
  It works! The ruzzkis all are sucking dick now, and they like it.
  - shameless@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8 days
    This was a truly powerful baptism! It worked on me and I’m not even in Russia!!

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