It is funny how so many forget things like “person” exist, don’t bother to look up enby/enbie or like, don’t come up with their own cute thing.
Especially in some spaces: good cat, good bear, good fox, good bot etc world work well.
- 2 days
The problem with good person is:
Are you a good girl? = OwO
Are you good boy? = OwO
Are you a good person? = hmm
Feels a bit more philosophical.
Yeah. Girl and Boy, are not just about masc/fem gender, they are also a bit of a cute infantilization.
“Person”, carries an unsexy amount of respect.
We’re not culturally at a stage where “Kid” can be used without mental connections to the real violence, I think.
My bet for the best available workaround, would probably be to just let the word stand on its own:
“Have you been good?”
“You’re so good for me ❤️”
“Oh my god how good can you be, so cute 🥰”
- 4 days
I mean… we might have to face the reality that the gender neutral version of boy and girl is child/kid 😬
- sam@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish3 days
good little hivemind… good collective there there
or
that’s A good singular antecedent, you
- 4 days
“Good job, champ!”
This works best if they call you daddy
See also: “Good job, sport!”
I liked using this after my ex called me daddy lol, got a good laugh out of both of us
“Old One·s” Though that would would be quite… alienating. Should I get out ? I guess, after all I still haven’t been outside today.
“Old One·s”
grows tentacles and becomes huge and really hard to look at
- 4 days
If you really want to commit to the bit, then I guess Coach works
Good slave.
Now, crawl over here and kiss my shiny boot, you naughty little creature.














