• 13igtyme@startrek.website
    1 day

    I followed a chain and got to “have kids” because I don’t do spur of the moment travel. But I only don’t because of pets. This graphic isn’t very good.

  • UnequalExchange@lemmy.world
    2 days

    The funny thing about PSAs is that ofteen those who need to see them will choose to see them and choose to understand them the leastt . But those who already know that the PSA is there to help them and understand them will see them the most. 😂

    Thanks for the chart though.

  • aaa999@lemmy.world
    1 day

    train wreck of a flow chart, someone ran out of space for “don’t have kids” results and just kept connecting questions to questions. inexcusable

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.ukEnglish
    2 days

    The one about Disneyland is the only one I take issue with. My kid did great in Paris and Edinburgh. Not exactly exotic, but there’s a spectrum

    • UnequalExchange@lemmy.world
      2 days

      …ok …well thats YOUR kid . and congratz on having a kid that actually gives a damn about etiquette , the Social Contract, and manners. Thanks for raising them like so.

      HOWEVER most of the kids Ive encountered have gone out of their way to disobey the Social COntract. And Im not talkinng toddlers Im talking kids who are probably in high school. So kids that were clearly old enough to understamd that there is a time and place to be loud, party, and destructive and a time and place to not be.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.ukEnglish
        2 days

        Buddy. The time to be loud, party, and break shit is when you’re old enough to know better but young enough to enjoy it. You’re not just old, you forgot what being young is.

        Anyway my kid is a hellion, but in a specific way such that mainly his parents suffer. Most everyone else thinks he’s incredibly charming.

  • lauha@lemmy.world
    2 days

    Is this a joke or someone’s serious attempt at a anti-kid flowchart? I have kids and I have exactly none of these issues.

      • lauha@lemmy.world
        2 days

        Thanks, I was thinking that but given the name of this community I wasn’t sure.

          • mursejoy@lemmy.zip
            23 hours

            The amount of people with kids that’s come to this community to pout that other people don’t like kids is astounding.

            You’ll never find me on a parenting board causing a ruckus.

            • UnequalExchange@lemmy.world
              20 hours

              Indeed.

              Most of them are just regretful poarents who want us to be as miserable as them or theyre nutcases who prove that psych wards were not a bad idea.

              • mursejoy@lemmy.zip
                20 hours

                Agreed. Most people just don’t enjoy being chronically tired and having no time to themselves.

                Turns out humans enjoy taking care of themselves first and get jealous of people who decide to do that instead.