I used to work in a whiskey bar and the amount of times women would come in and get all upset because “whisky makes me depressed” and “gin makes me sleepy”, “why do you only have one vodka?”.
Bitch. It’s fucking ethanol. The only difference is the flavour. Drink the one vodka we have or go to a different bar. It’s a whisky bar.
Yes, I understand the joke in the op, I’m just easily triggered and have hospitality related PTSD.
So it was ice all along that was rotting my liver and making my wife cry!
- 5 days
Health nuts are going to feel real stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
- 5 days
Dihydrogen monoxide, a naturally-occurring mineral that becomes a molten magma at room temperature whose chemical reaction with sodium is volatile enough to cause explosions and is made from a combination of hydrochloric acid and lye
Why are we surprised?
