LillyPip@lemmy.caEnglish
1 monthBeans and corn you say, when the star of the show – that glorious meat – is right there.
Stew, wonderful stew…
- 1 month
This requires a basement depositorium, one of those heavy-duty deep mid-40’s bowls with a chain that can move serious loads in a single, noisy flush.
- chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish30 days
You have roommates? So this whole time you’re getting wrecked on Lemmy and you have roommates living normal lives?
Do you ever get envious of them?
- chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish30 days
Employment means you need a roommate? Are you, and I mean this seriously, fucking dumb? Have I been dunking a literal moron this whole time? I am starting to feel a little guilt here.
- chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish30 days
You’re not very good at this thinking thing. Keep posting, you’re almost free!
- 1 month
This will be a shit post in 24-72 hours, baring some sort of urgent intestinal requirement.
- chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish30 days
Are you also a pedophile? Why are you introducing child-feeding tropes into your disgusting sexual fantasies?
I can only imagine what type of depraved, bigoted, possibly-illegal fantasy you let slip next.
- chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish30 days
How lonely it must be to be for you to live with normies who do regular things. Do you ever ask your roommates what it’s like to date people?


