This is so super badass

“Another round of lobsteritas!”

[room full of lobsters all cheer]

“The car was found to be using the car as a weapon against the ice agents and will be charged with vehicular homicide. The car’s partner is also an active suspect in the attempted homicide.”

How is this adhd?

Why is every post here like “I once felt the temperature, I am special and only the adhd can relate…”

Honestly you should just have a master post with a link in the sidebar that says: “This sub is dedicated to if you feel anything. Cause it’s rare and only because you’re adhd. No one else feels anything and whatever you feel it’s special.

News flash, you have adhd like other folks have color blindness or dislexia, or heartburn. You aren’t special but you’re not bad or disabled either.

Moving on is healthier than circle jerking on the internet about how you can barely handle a shower without feeling like a special superhero.

“Recommends chewing a handful of anise seeds and grimacing…”

This is why I grew to hate certain breads in sandwiches. Ones like baguettes with thick crust such that when you bite down you don’t initially bite through it, it just presses down and shoots all the ingredients out of the sides. SMH