Well it’s your own damn fault you’re so damn fat
It’s just like when your grandpappy’s lungs turned black
That was his fault too
The doctors told him what to do
He smoked Camels, guess he bought the wrong pack

Please tell me that wasn’t the potty tentacle…

This is where I’d link to !Malaphors@slrpnk.net but my home base will be in limbo for a while 😬

Now if only we could get the NFL to appropriately punish these players.

You only get blackballed in the NFL for protesting.

I miss video games.

opens wallet

MÖTH

Of all the total scores they could have chosen…

Every time this happens, I think to myself, I should back up and restore settings to my alts, so it’s not as irritating next time. And then I forget.