- 58 minutes
I used to be on a Spanish language learning cooperative site. I got a lot of messages from Jesus.
5 hoursI saw a car recently which resembled the plates OB56GYN, which was made me wonder if thay person was a doctor.
I also saw a BY33EEE resemblance, which I thought was hilarious
- 6 hours
What harm can be done with a number plate, something that’s visible on the outside of the car anyway?
- 48 minutes
I had a car that started with AF1 but I’m not the president (I’d probably do a marginally better job).
- 3 hours
Because it’s associated with someone’s name and profession here, which isn’t publicly available information
Can’t be Christ. Christ drives a Honda Accord, he just doesn’t like to talk about it. Read John 12:49.
- 2 hours
How is he supposed to rideshare when all his disciples are in one Accord? (Acts 2:1)
Nah, he had such a bad experience with it that he doesn’t want to talk about it.
- 14 hours
Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?
Driver: I’ll be honest. I’m an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don’t want ICE to kidnap me
- 9 hours
There’s a rugby player called Christ - commentators call him a sound more like Chris and then add a t at the end… “Chrissed” as an approximation.
- 3 hours
Bassist for Nirvana’s name was Krist, pronounced the same way, basically how I assume the driver’s name in the OP was pronounced too.
- realitista@lemmus.orgEnglish12 hours
That 2 minute limit is probably why we haven’t seen him solve more of the world’s problems.
Ha yeah, that’s Jesus’s brother, Barry Christ.
He’s kind of a dick
- 3 hours
No one does. It just says "now. "
What now? Now now? Or just now? Did I miss it? It’s been a few seconds.
Ugh, oh Christ.
No no, that’s Jesus, he is a drug mule for the cartel. He drives a Chevy Suburban. Great for moving bricks of cocaine.
