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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbySubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
3 days

Anyone here tried collage flavour?

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    • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
      3 days

      yes, tastes like failed art degree

      • Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works
        3 days

        I know this is shitpost, but if anyone is wondering it’s a “collagen” drink. People think it makes their skin, nails, and hair nicer, but there’s almost no scientific evidence of its efficacy. It’s bullshit dreamt up by the cosmetics industry.

          • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
            3 days

            My relative has it for joint pain

              • Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works
                2 days

                Does it work?

                  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
                    2 days

                    Afaik yes. Because the joint lining is made of cartilage which is collagen

              • Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip
                3 days

                Collage? Isn’t that the toothpaste brand?

                  • Localhorst86@feddit.org
                    3 days

                    No, you’re thinking of Colgate. Collage is actually a type of soft cheese.

                      • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zipEnglish
                        3 days

                        Actually you’re thinking of cottage. Collage is an institution where get higher education

                          • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world
                            3 days

                            Here’s the thing, you’re thinking of College. Collage was the 30th US president, sometimes known as ‘Silent Cal’ for his laconic nature and his advocacy for limited government and laissez-faire economics.

                              • Forester@pawb.socialEnglish
                                1 day

                                It seems you’ve made the classical blunder of confusing Calvin Coolidge with a cottage, the best form of arts and crafts.

                        • ashenone@lemmy.ml
                          3 days

                          Tastes like Jager and grape blunt wraps

                          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                            3 days

                            Give it the ol’ college try.

                            • SirW00talot@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              3 days

                              I could go for more of a pastiche beverage

                              • daannii@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                3 days

                                If it’s salty…

                                • snoons@lemmy.caEnglish
                                  3 days

                                  I sniffed glue a lot when I was younger, probably tastes like that I would think.

                                  • yesman@lemmy.world
                                    3 days

                                    Technical Collage isn’t quite as good, but it’s free if you live in State.

                                      • Carl@sh.itjust.works
                                        2 days

                                        Collage is cheap.

                                      • realworldschlitz@lemmy.world
                                        3 days

                                        Sooo it’s a joke based on not being able to spell college?

                                          • someguy3@lemmy.world
                                            3 days

                                            Bottom left of pack shows it’s collagen.

                                              • realworldschlitz@lemmy.world
                                                3 days

                                                I know. It’s obvious. They stuck their thumb in the middle… So what’s the joke then?

                                                Collage flavor=what?

                                                  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
                                                    3 days

                                                    It’s been so long since I’ve been in collage that I genuinely forgot how to spell it
                                                    ^((Or rather never, it’s not called college over here)^)

                                                    • someguy3@lemmy.world
                                                      3 days

                                                      It’s a shitpost, don’t look too deep.

                                                        • realworldschlitz@lemmy.world
                                                          3 days

                                                          We found the shit Randers…

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