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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldbystermy4u@lemmy.world
3 months

What is the greatest sentence ever written in human history?

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    • superduperpirate@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3 months

      Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

      • neidu3@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        3 months

        The chinese poem “The Story of Mr. Shi Eating Lions”

        Shíshì shī shì shǐ shì, shì shǐ, shī shì, shì shí shí shī. Shī sì shì shī. Shǐ shì shè sì, shì shī shì, shǐ shī shì shí shī shī, shì shí shí, shǐ shí shìshì. Shǐ shǐ shì shì shì shì, shì shī shì. Shì shì shì shì.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating_Poet_in_the_Stone_Den

          • Vazz (He/Him)@lemmy.world
            3 months

            Look at what “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” needs to mimic a fraction of that power

            • Zacryon@feddit.orgEnglish
              3 months

              I wouldn’t label it as “the greates sentence ever”, rather as a great example why chinese is a highly cumbersome and impractical language.

            • AreaKode@riskeratspizza.com
              3 months

              They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

              • baronvonj@piefed.socialEnglish
                3 months

                “A Florida woman has been accused of entering the penguin enclosure to teach them to tap dance, using a live alligator as her partner.”

                  • tal@lemmy.todayEnglish
                    3 months

                    At this juncture, I would point out that !floridaman@lemmy.world also accepts “Florida Woman” submissions.

                    EDIT: Unfortunately, it appears to be fake.

                    https://x.com/i/trending/2033968232433127550

                    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
                      3 months

                      I can’t fix her. She’s already perfect.

                    • CelloMike@lemmy.world
                      3 months

                      “In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

                        • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
                          3 months

                          I’d agree, but that’s 2 sentences.

                        • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish
                          3 months

                          “This too shall pass”

                          If something good happens, it’s a cautionary warning to stay humble.

                          If something bad happens, it’s a comforting reminder that things will get better.

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