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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbytoomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
6 days

The greatest sword

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    • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
      6 days

      What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

      One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

        • Oppopity@lemmy.ml
          5 days

          It doesn’t matter if your children are kind. German children are Kinder.

            • Jumi@lemmy.world
              5 days

              Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.

            • flango@lemmy.eco.br
              6 days

              What’s the difference between a cheetah and a keyboard?

                • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
                  5 days

                  I dunno, what?

                    • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
                      5 days

                      What’s the difference between two things?

                        • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
                          5 days

                          I don’t know, what?

                            • klarnamenwicht@lemmy.world
                              5 days

                              One is this and the other is that.

                      • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                        6 days

                        Mom said to pick up milk on your way home.

                      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldEnglish
                        6 days

                        The Muenster Sword.

                        • h4mi@lemmy.zip
                          6 days

                          I assume this is sold as a gratesword. I kinda want one, even though the pun doesn’t even work in my language.

                            • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                              4 days

                              I’d probably advise against that if you want it to actually function as grater. I’ll seems to be very inconvenient for that purpose

                            • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                              6 days

                              This looks very original Zelda on NES.

                              • binarytobis@lemmy.world
                                5 days

                                I got one of these for christmas. Put it in my luggage, then got pulled aside by TSA. Guy pulls it out and gives me this “Come on, man” look. Ended up letting him keep it, which changed the look to “Well alright, that’s all you had to say my man!”

                                  • gwl [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                    5 days

                                    Letting who keep it?

                                      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
                                        5 days

                                        He was robbed by the TSA

                                          • gwl [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                            5 days

                                            Ooh okay I was confused by the case there 😂

                                      • danc4498@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        6 days

                                        Imagine getting stabbed by this.

                                          • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
                                            6 days

                                            Wouldn’t feel super grate I imagine.

                                            • NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
                                              6 days

                                              Easy going in, hard come out.

                                                • restingOface@quokk.auEnglish
                                                  6 days

                                                  Me eating dairy

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