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I’m gonna live a virtuous life so I can get into heaven and then find you and beat you
6 daysI’m gonna live a sinful life so I can get into hell and find ronald reagan and beat him.
- 6 days
What if the true heaven’s bliss is to have the right to beat Reagan? While people in hell are showed a Reagan replica having a very good time, not knowing it’s a replica?
- okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish6 days
Can recommend. Just, uh, don’t watch the ending if you’re struggling with not wanting to live any more. They touch on how immortality is awfully boring after awhile and people should be able to choose to hit the off switch.
- 5 days
Yeah, after seasons of moral crises and wrangling with hard questions, they answer it all with “all roads, happy or sad, lead to KYS”.
Which like, could be taken to a place of hedonistic treadmills and “is the human mind even capable of true satisfaction and eternal existence?” And the option to alter your mind to be capable of handling these things, or a reset ala reincarnatiin, or even just acknowledging that it took the characters thousands of years to reach that point, but they don’t. Which was a fucked up decision IMO, and a very irresponsible thing to do.
- okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish5 days
I agree they absolutely could have explored way more interesting topics. Probably just lazy writing, honestly. Show is ending, Story must end too with the characters ending. Tidy. Irresponsible? Eh. I will say it really resonated with me that boredom should be a valid reason.
- okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish6 days
You gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don’t love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.
- JasonDJ@lemmy.zipEnglish6 days
God doesn’t do the torturing himself. He has a disgruntled former-employee that went off and started his own thing that he subs that out to.
I may be a little off on the canon. Most of my religious teaching comes from Jay and Silent Bob films.
He fired that employee but it’s actually stalking him and using him and struggling with him because he’s problematic even if God’s omnipotent.
- 6 days
Yes and no. It depends on what you call a “virtuous life”. If it means “a morally perfect one”, it’s indeed not.
- 6 days
I touched myself a lot as a little boy, does that count? If not I don’t think I’m cut out for heaven.
It is annoying that Christians don’t understand their own eternity TBH
YOU AIN’T SEEING SHIT DUMMIES YOU’RE GETTING ORANGE FANTAD IN THE RAPTURE
- 5 days
Son of the Great Blue Fantad. Are you not familiar with the Christian Fantad Trinity?
In the name of the Blue the Orange and the Puce Fantad
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Attending my Grandma’s funeral was very difficult because of this. Hearing the used car salesman looking mfer describing how she’s walking with my Grandpa in Heaven, blah, blah, blah. It was literally enraging. “It’s practically good news!!!” felt like the gist. So glib. Ugh.
