See you when I get there

bstix@feddit.dk · 7 days

I’m more like this story, where the snail arrives before the turtle, because the turtle gets distracted with more interesting things on the way to a boring birthday party. Sorry for the spoiler.

Malica@lemmy.zip · 7 days

God I love medieval art so much

frog@feddit.uk · 7 days

“Still not dressed, moving slowly, I’m going to be late.”

Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 days

I know this person

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 7 days

I am this person.

username_1@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 days

Bare ass snail jousting? Why not?

crank0271@lemmy.world · 7 days

Well have you ever seen a snail wearing trousers?

Hamartia@lemmy.world · 7 days

Consider yourself informed

the_fuckler@nord.pub · 7 days

“Oomamma KEEMF”

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 7 days

But why are they always with two legs and two arms with hands?

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 7 days

Well how else are you gonna have sick ass lightsaber duels?

trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 7 days

How would a snail wear trousers?

bampop@lemmy.world · 7 days

If you rode there on a snail, nobody can be mad at you for being late. It’s really the only possible outcome. Plus being naked shows that you left the house with all possible haste.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 7 days

Most normal Hamburger

TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 7 days

The flag kind of looks like the one of Hamburg, but not quite.

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 7 days

“Gee… it really is a racing snail.”

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 7 days

This could make a cute belated birthday card if people still sent cards

Axolotl@feddit.it · 7 days

I mean, no one stop ya from printing it

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 days