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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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Interview Flatulence

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    • pptiny@lemmy.world
      21 hours

        • themaninblack@lemmy.world
          13 hours

          • deus@lemmy.world
            14 hours

            I really, really, really like this image.

            • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
              13 hours

            • omega_x3@lemmy.world
              1 day

              My weekness is that I can’t do that every time.

                • Hupf@feddit.org
                  14 hours

                  My weakness is that I always fart silently.

                  • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    1 day

                    Lol.

                  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
                    23 hours

                    Looks like a translucent cloud of flatulence got in the way of the image

                    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
                      21 hours

                      I’m always curious to hear these from the perspective of the ever present Interviewer

                        • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
                          15 hours

                          Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.

                        • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          1 day

                          I want that guy who fucks with AI screeners to say shit like this.

                            • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              1 day

                              Who is he? Where can I find him?

                                • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
                                  1 day

                                  Send out a bunch of chatbot job interview invitations, he’ll find you.

                                • Zachariah@lemmy.world
                                  1 day

                                  yeah, we all want that guy

                                • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
                                  20 hours

                                  “That smile… That damn smile…”

                                  • Pistachio@lemmy.zip
                                    1 day

                                    “…that I couldn’t stop what came out with the fart”

                                    • ceenote@lemmy.world
                                      1 day

                                      Interviewer: “Show me.”

                                      • adarza@lemmy.caEnglish
                                        1 day

                                        “…my farts sometimes ooze a little bit, so apologies in advance.”

                                        • IPeaceInYourFace@lemmy.world
                                          24 hours

                                          I think in this instance, a weakness would be ones pelvic floor.

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