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    • FishFace@piefed.socialEnglish
      17 hours

      You’re right to push back. You asked me not to whallop the baby with a bottle of champers but that’s exactly what I did. That’s not just a mistake, it’s a load bearing error and I apologize.

      • RidderSport@feddit.org
        16 hours

        Wait a second, did he drown a ship or hit a baby with a bottle of chamapgne

        • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
          1 day

          • Matt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloudEnglish
            1 day

            Steven with a PH, spelt with a v

              • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
                1 day

                He’s mildly acidic

                  • marcos@lemmy.world
                    1 day

                    The less PH, the more acidic… So I guess he’s basic.

                    • Codpiece@feddit.uk
                      1 day

                      He’s Jewish?

                    • CelloMike@lemmy.world
                      1 day

                      Must mean his Pet Horse

                        • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
                          1 day

                          It’s Pretty Huge.

                      • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
                        1 day

                        glass smashes

                        • exu@feditown.comEnglish
                          1 day

                          That’s one way to do a gender reveal party

                          • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.caEnglish
                            1 day

                            So you didn’t crush young men to death wheeling the baby carriage over them?

                              • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
                                1 day

                                Complete failure. Turns out we need a much heavier baby carriage.

                              • Cypress@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                1 day

                                Well hey at least he doesn’t spike 'em like a football.

                                Anymore.

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