It's true

HalfSalesman@lemmy.world · 24 minutes

Unironically, mostly yes.

tquid@sh.itjust.works · 44 minutes

😔 I know.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 2 hours

I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul

#streetracing #DUI #blessed

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 56 minutes

Imagining that old pic of a cat with a watermelon helmet behind the wheel.

lemonsorrel@lemmy.world · 3 hours

Maybe I can blame astrology

3daybanwithdrawl@lemmy.world · 7 hours

I miss my black cat that was stolen from me. This post makes me sad.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 7 hours

Omg that is so evil :(

3daybanwithdrawl@lemmy.world · 1 hour

She is my ESA and my racist narcissist mom stole her. Here is proof.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 59 minutes

No proof was needed, and I’d have obscured your name. Sorry you’re in such a poor situation, but glad at least you have therapeutical support.

burido@lemmy.world · 4 hours

≻∶3

Klear@piefed.world · 7 hours

I’m going through a hangover. Checks out.

Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 hours

Finally some validation.

NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world · 9 hours

Just like mom used to heat up.

kn33@lemmy.world · 5 hours

Idk, pretty sure feeling like I’m gonna throw up after eating some donuts my coworker brought in is at most partially my fault.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 55 minutes

Maybe. Did you give them good reason to poison you?

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 9 hours

Fine. Open your own damn can of food!