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- 10 days
I am the Bone of my Baguette
Dough is my Body and Yeast is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Breads,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Loaves
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray–
Unlimited Breadsticks
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For some reason i read this as being sung by Deathklok
“I AM BE DANGEROUS NOW” etc etc
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Can I go anywhere other than Olive Garden or does it have to be another Olive Garden? Which olive garden is it, so that I don’t accidentally go there every night for the next few weeks?
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To be fair, that might actually make it worth the prices they’re charging nowadays
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Men sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding what things women find pleasurable.
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Perhaps read the community name. That should help explain the situation.
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I replied to a joke with a joke. Who thinks someone would want to masturbate in an Olive Garden with bread sticks and enjoy it?
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Hey! I’ll have you know I love sticking breadsticks in my hole! (They are tasty!)
10 daysSome people sure can’t miss an opportunity to be misandrist.
How do you even know MeatPilot is a man making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community and not e.g. a woman or enby making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community?
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Olive Garden: When you’re here yo-hey, what’s she doing with that breadstick?
The sign said “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” It didn’t say anything about no fucksaw.
- darthsundhaft@piefed.socialEnglish10 days
The pfp looks wildly young. This is oddly timely with the caller that called into EITM this morning who sounded like a middle schooler but was really some 50 year old pickle ball champion.
I need to get iHeartRadio. I sometimes miss Elliot and crew. Grew up on DC101 bc my dad always listened to it.
