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my vampire when she realises that I’m not taking any psychiatric meds…
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Sadly, energy vampire. Just an overbearing friend that doesn’t know when to go home.
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they probably can smell it. vampires have all thier senses enhanced.
- cruseo@piefed.worldEnglish12 days
Except for the micro plastics, those are all drugs. One of them was even recreational, depending on the state.
Akasazh@lemmy.worldEnglish
12 daysYou mean drugs other than there Tylenol, psychiatric medicine and marijuana mentioned in op?
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Well marijuana is barely a drug nowadays, the psychiatric medicine could be anything from a mild antidepressant to amphetamine to xanax though, so that may or may not count as not raw dogging reality (though honestly I can say that the amphetamine doesn’t affect your perception of reality)
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I take my pills and I’m happy all the time, happy all the time, happy all the time.
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Where the fuck have all the free range, organic humans gone? 😭
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Those lives we are a small price to pay, at least from the perspective of the vampire.
Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
12 daysOh, for the good old days of blood flavored with opium and copious amounts of gin 🧛.
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I mean, opioids aplenty out there in the world right now.
Not like someone doing the fentanyl lean is going to run.
Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
11 daysIf we’re going to be real for a minute, there’s a tragic, unbroken line from the warehouses of half-living bodies filling the old opium dens, to the modern streets of fenty zombies, and that line is human misery. It’s heartbreaking that with the slightest effort from a billionaire or two, they could reduce the misery somewhat, but they refuse.
homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
12 daysVampires have been drinking blood since when they put lead miners in a cramped cage with eachother
homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
12 daysthe victorian duchess/duke with arsenic gowns couldn’t have better blood than you
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Why do you think I’m hiding in hell? It was more fun when it was a surprise beer or rum. Now everyone is full of this shit…
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A great premise for s dystopian vampire story where their is no safe unadultered human blood left in the world and vampires are all dying.
homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
11 daysDo vampires have to drink human blood? Could they just survive off of cows or ticks?
- Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish11 days
Why are the vampires draining our children’s blood?
Vampires: Every single one of you is on a random cocktail of drugs.
No joke, I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes as an adult and noticed that mosquitos avoid me like that plague now that I’m on insulin. Went to a lake infamous for their giant mosquitos and walked away from the weekend with 1 bite, no bug spray. When I was younger, I would’ve been lucky to only leave with 10 or 12.
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Now you’ve got me curious regarding the fate of that one mosquito who drank your unpalatable blood.
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Reminds me of that quest in Witcher 3 where Geralt had to get drunk to lure a lower vampire.
















