• 12 days

      Except for the micro plastics, those are all drugs. One of them was even recreational, depending on the state.

    • 12 days

      You mean drugs other than there Tylenol, psychiatric medicine and marijuana mentioned in op?

      • Well marijuana is barely a drug nowadays, the psychiatric medicine could be anything from a mild antidepressant to amphetamine to xanax though, so that may or may not count as not raw dogging reality (though honestly I can say that the amphetamine doesn’t affect your perception of reality)

    • I take my pills and I’m happy all the time, happy all the time, happy all the time.

  • 12 days

    Oh, for the good old days of blood flavored with opium and copious amounts of gin 🧛.

    • I mean, opioids aplenty out there in the world right now.

      Not like someone doing the fentanyl lean is going to run.

      • 11 days

        If we’re going to be real for a minute, there’s a tragic, unbroken line from the warehouses of half-living bodies filling the old opium dens, to the modern streets of fenty zombies, and that line is human misery. It’s heartbreaking that with the slightest effort from a billionaire or two, they could reduce the misery somewhat, but they refuse.

  • Vampires have been drinking blood since when they put lead miners in a cramped cage with eachother

  • Why do you think I’m hiding in hell? It was more fun when it was a surprise beer or rum. Now everyone is full of this shit…

  • A great premise for s dystopian vampire story where their is no safe unadultered human blood left in the world and vampires are all dying.

  • 11 days

    Vampires when they realise the concentration of garlic in my blood

  • Why are the vampires draining our children’s blood?

    Vampires: Every single one of you is on a random cocktail of drugs.

  • No joke, I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes as an adult and noticed that mosquitos avoid me like that plague now that I’m on insulin. Went to a lake infamous for their giant mosquitos and walked away from the weekend with 1 bite, no bug spray. When I was younger, I would’ve been lucky to only leave with 10 or 12.

    • Now you’ve got me curious regarding the fate of that one mosquito who drank your unpalatable blood.

  • Reminds me of that quest in Witcher 3 where Geralt had to get drunk to lure a lower vampire.