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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbycantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
10 days

It's a people pleaser

sh.itjust.works
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    • restingOface@quokk.auEnglish
      10 days

      When I am wearing it and it gets stuck on the maximum setting:

        • nastronot@lemmy.zipEnglish
          10 days

          KILL THE WIFI

        • lordziv@lemmy.nz
          10 days

          Had to check the poster because I thought for sure Violet.

            • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
              10 days

              there’s several hornyposters.

                • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
                  10 days

                  I’m just vibing

                    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
                      10 days

                      I didn’t say stop vibing. Hell, crank it up if it pleases you.

                        • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
                          10 days

                          uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

                  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                    10 days

                    I still assert that $38 is too expensive for a silicone butt plug

                      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
                        10 days

                        $38? What is that , half a kilo of beef?

                          • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                            10 days

                            How much could a banana cost? $38?

                        • BeamBeamCable@lemmy.ca
                          10 days

                          Vibes cranked up nicely at the end 😮‍💨

                          • Deacon@lemmy.world
                            10 days

                            Am I wearing this buttplug, or is it wearing me?

                            • BJW@lemmus.orgEnglish
                              10 days

                              Mystery solved!

                                • rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
                                  8 days

                                  Exactly what I thought of, one of our boys’ best works. Also, be careful of those tracking numbers in your YouTube links.

                                • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                  10 days

                                  Until one day you go to take it out and discover it must have fallen out while you were gone.

                                    • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                                      10 days

                                      Has that ever happened? Wouldn’t you notice?

                                        • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
                                          10 days

                                          If a butt plug falls out of your ass in a grocery store and no one saw, did it even happen?

                                            • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              9 days

                                              Presumably it did, if someone later found a strange, vibrating pear on the ground in produce. How much is this per pound?

                                        • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
                                          9 days

                                          How do you even sleep at night??

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