• It’s even worse when a cat stands on top of a dresser or some such and just pukes down the front of it and gravity just continues dragging the stuff stuck at the top down to the bottom, and when you get home it’s partially dried on the drawers with ooey gooey stuff in the spaces between the drawers. So much fun.

    • good that ours don’t throw furrballs. and other barfing one only did when he is eating to fast, which isn’t the case anymore since we got a food labyrinth

  • It’s the worst when you have a bunch of cats and still have an empty bed for part of the night.

    • No, it’s the worst when you’re asleep, but your consciousness is suddenly slammed awake by the sound somewhere in the house of, “Guk guk guk … gluurk!”

      • The visceral sense of dread and helpless rage I just felt is your fault.

        Okay, it’s the cat’s fault, but also your fault.

  • Looks exactly like my Ollie… He’ll be back, but will probably poke my face with his cold wet nose before settling back down between my feet.

  • My husband’s cat (by her own designation—she chose him) sleeps at the foot of my side of the bed because I don’t kick her in my sleep. But as soon as he’s awake, she leaps up to go and snuggle with him.

    • for me it’s similar. most of the night our orange boy is sleeping on my wife’s legs, sometimes he changes to me, but usually not to long because i move to much. in the morning he is them doing all the effort to wake us up, from lying on your chest and purring, over licking your ear to chewing on my apnoe hose… whatever works. our other cat used to sleep on us too, but he got annoyed to much that the orange one bothers him each time. recent addition is him climbing under my blanket and lying in front of me.

  • You gotta lay on your side or stomach and make a cat bed with your legs creating a back"lap" or reverse lap

    Your one ankle should be nestled over the other to close the loop

  • 16 days

    OP farted in their sleep and it diffused through the blanket, obviously.

    • They don’t care about that. They will hang out at your feet while you’re taking a shit.

  • I may be overthinking it but this gives me “AI generated trying to look like photoshop” vibes. There’s some weird distortion in top half that actually slants the panels but that could just be a particularly avant-garde kind of deep frying.

  • Mine won’t chill on the bed, mine insists laying on me lol it just sucks if you need to get back up, because then you’ll feel bad!

  • 16 days

    My cat does this when I start rolling around too much, but he just goes under the bed until I get up.