Parenting 101

“You were out badly-cropping memes again, weren’t you!?”

Me and your mom, we’re worried about you. Humans need other humans. You can’t isolate yourself from the world like this forever. What will you do when we’re gone?

I read it as “you were at the library fucking a nerd”

You have a library that you can visit at night?

This actually isn’t that far off from a conversation with my parents in my late teens. But replace weed with alcohol and library with arcade.