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You will be struck by a meteor, but you can avoid this fate by renouncing the evils of genAI and divorcing somebody. It doesnt have to be your own partner.
1 dayAll your actions can do is delay the inevitable or make it worse. Within the next 5==-4.;;; hours, you will still be alive, but you will have taken a shit. Good luck dear reader, for you <rest of article requires paid subscription>
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes, let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It’s hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn’t go down
It’s just an illusion caused by the world spinning
'round
You will be doomed to take a false constructed reality as objective. The bourgeoisie shall use this mistake to control you, feeding you lies. You will not realise that your ontology is built on capitalist lies, for you will not question the axioms upon which your worldview rests.
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You should know we’ve been trying to reach you for some time about your car’s extended warrant. To avoid this fate please locate the reset button in your simulated reality, press and hold for three seconds before stating the shape the rebooted environment will take and release the button. It’s very important that you do not flig the loompture or woogle the sauren. Normal service should resume after the universe reboots.
50 years from now the dog shows up like poppins in always sunny and gets them some kisses
- thesohoriots@lemmy.worldEnglish1 day
TV and the internet will be replaced by one thing that is worse than both combined
- spankysalmon@fedinsfw.appEnglish1 day
Death. As any mortal shall know. You will grow to learn the weary aches of age. You will grow to know the aches of watching an ignorant people repeatedly stab themselves in the foot. You will know the pain of dying alone.
