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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
10 days

Impressive

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    • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
      10 days

      My grandma never said that.

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
          10 days

          live long enough to become the grandma who says that

        • cadekat@pawb.social
          10 days

          To which I reply, “Grandma, it’s 2026, you can’t be sexist anymore. Anal sex is for everyone!”

          • laranis@lemmy.zip
            10 days

            Fastest way to a man’s heart is through the what now?

              • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                9 days

                Pegging, of course.

              • myyass@lemmy.world
                10 days

                This is kind of like the feet thing. Girlfriend asks, what color do you want me to paint my toe nails? Uh, whatever you want. Another one says I’m going to make my feet look pretty for you. Uh, you do you. Another one is like I want to massage your feet; I’m good, no thank you.

                  • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
                    10 days

                    Jesus, could you leave some for the rest of us.

                      • myyass@lemmy.world
                        9 days

                        lmao, you can have them all. Please, I’ll even pay you.

                          • cinoreus@lemmy.world
                            9 days

                            Uk what, forget the women. Just pay me

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