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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyjambudz@lemmy.zip
9 days

I love my friends

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    • rugburn@fedinsfw.appEnglish
      9 days

      3rd from the top was me, I really would like to give your roof a free inspection, we’ve got some great deals on shingles or siding or something

        • jambudz@lemmy.zip
          9 days

          I was hoping for the $80000 cash loan

          • thermal_shock@lemmy.worldEnglish
            9 days

            I want to know more about “something”

          • thermal_shock@lemmy.worldEnglish
            9 days

            Answer the call, immediately mute it, let them hang up on a dead line. Does help after a week or two.

            For texts, reply with original goatse pics, the love those.

              • JelleWho@lemmy.world
                9 days

                Good tip, I always just looked up dial-up sounds and played those. The robot calls will flag you as computer and leave you alone

                  • thermal_shock@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    9 days

                    That will work too, just not as convenient.

                  • Kairos@lemmy.today
                    9 days

                    Thanks I’ll start doing this

                  • some_random_nick@lemmy.world
                    9 days

                    Look at Mr. Popular posting here

                    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
                      9 days

                      I just had an AI spam call. “Member services” for credit card debt. If you decide to fuck with the clanker, be sure to keep your debt below $150k. They wouldn’t help me with my $500k Lamborghini loan.

                      • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
                        9 days

                        What?

                          • qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml
                            9 days

                            They’re the only people that call op (spam callers) so op considers them friends? Just a guess though I may be way off

                          • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
                            9 days

                            Ah yes…

                            I’m well acquainted with Mr. Likely. Scam Likely.

                            • PlasticExistence@lemmy.worldEnglish
                              9 days

                              The call screening feature has put a stop to this for me since iOS 26. It plagued me for years prior to that.

                                • jambudz@lemmy.zip
                                  9 days

                                  Oh I have that. But I still get notifications about it.

                                    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
                                      8 days

                                      I think you can turn those off

                                        • jambudz@lemmy.zip
                                          8 days

                                          I tried. I can only turn off ring and like the call, but it still lets me know

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