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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbynutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
26 days

Mom's phone has Twin Peaks in it

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    • Klear@piefed.worldEnglish
      26 days

      The boot time:

      • Klear@piefed.worldEnglish
        26 days

        The display:

        Izh7Bt2zk1QfCWk.jpg

        • dgdft@lemmy.worldEnglish
          26 days

          The text-to-speech feature:

            • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
              25 days

              Peak artistry

            • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              26 days

              The Mom:

              • Frozzie@lemmy.world
                26 days

                The notifications

                • niktemadur@lemmy.world
                  25 days

                  The chinese/russian spyware…

                    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                      25 days

                      Bob resents being associated with such pedestrian things as human geopolitics.

                    • djdarren@piefed.socialEnglish
                      26 days

                      Hey, don’t shit on the font size. Mine is getting alarmingly large, and I’m only 46.

                        • Prove_your_argument@piefed.socialEnglish
                          26 days

                          Near vision goes to shit starting right around 40. For most it’s gradual, but you definitely start to notice eventually.

                          All the people that never wore glasses end up doing everything to avoid wearing them still, at least it seems like it. Big font time!

                          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                            26 days

                            Guess you’re just extraordinarily maternal 🤷🏻

                          • undefined@lemmy.hogru.chEnglish
                            26 days

                            Background apps typically don’t take up memory/CPU on modern mobile OSes. You don’t need to spend your time manually quitting them.

                              • glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                26 days

                                hDIM4ee0L9yRpZ2.gif

                                • Axolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                  25 days

                                  Does anybody even quit them manually?

                                • weps@lemmy.world
                                  26 days

                                  chrome tabs 99+

                                    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
                                      25 days

                                      More tabs open than atoms in the observable universe.

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